The other night a friend of mine wanted me to go to dinner with her family. Despite her being just a friend, I still wanted to make a good impression on her family. Following a wonderful dinner, I was fully confident that I had earned their respect.

As luck would have it I may be wrong.

The car pulled up to my house to drop me off, I turned to her mom and said, “Terih makasi, da da” … meaning, (well I thought) “thank you, goodbye” …. Apparently, I actually said, “thank you for your breasts!” !! Oops! Maybe I should study up on my language skills!