I was driving down the road to Magelang north of Yogya, when I passed a sign that stated,

“WE SELL SEMEN”

It’s so hard for me to hold back my jokes on this one. I’m thinking it’s a kampung sperm bank or something. After some careful consideration, I realized they meant SEMEN = SIEMENS – as in the handphone company.

Do you ever feel as though your life is one long Seinfeld episode?