So my friend had a package sent to Jakarta from the U.S. It was mailed on September 11, nearly 6 weeks ago. It never arrived. Today he decided to file a claim for the lost package, and whaddya know, it turned up just this morning. 

The package arrived smelling faintly of coconut oil, patchouli, and cheap rum with a stamp stating, “Missent to Jamaica”. (Is missent even a word? MS Word says ‘no’.) I’m guessing the U.S. Postal Service would do wonderfully in a Miss America pageant considering their geographical abilities.